Sunday, March 14, 2010
{ 9:44 AM }
This video may cause offensive words not [vulgar]
Watch it if only you don't easily get offended
Both are different songs..
SLEEP ON YOUAllright lets do this yall
Im adorable (so precious) Im a tween sensation (girl screams)
People think its cute when Im in adult situations.
Im gonna rock your body. Girl you know I aint playing.
Someone wrote this song for me so Im not sure what Im saying.
Ive seen many different girls and seen their second bases
But youre nothing like those girls. You dont have zits or braces
Im so glad its finally you and me and we are all alone
Except my dad whos over therecause hes the chaperone.
I wont try to pressure you, cus Im willing to wait,
And I wont try to touch your boobies on the first date.
Ill take you out to Chuck E Cheese and then a Pixar movie,
And then maybe later you could just let me see your boobies.
Zero times one equals none.
Me plus you equals fun.
Kittens, and puppies, and chubby cheeks.
Is my cuteness starting to make you weak?
I am adorable (so freaking cute) you cant resist my advances.
Ive got Carol Brady hair and I know all of Ushers dances.
Lets go to my dads car, and make the windows steam.
I really hope that sounded cool cus I dont know what it means.
Most of other boys will play you for a fool.
I made you this macaroni necklace today at school.
I know how please you cus I can do sex good.
I learned about it in a playboy that I found in the woods.
The square root of 1600 is 40.
Dont you wanna be my shortie.
When I first saw you I was astounded.
Ill love you tonight if Im not grounded.
Dad: (spoken) You are definitely grounded
JUSTIN
Im adorable (Its almost disgusting)
DAD
Stop singing that song
My son sings like a little girl I dont know where I went wrong
JUSTIN
I wanna sleep on you.
DAD
That doesnt make sense and, youre being creepy
JUSTIN
Whoa its almost nine oclock Im getting kind of sleepy.I'M JUST A BABYI know you love me they all do
Hop on the list babe I might pick you
I fell in love girl many times
My heart first broke when I was nine
She cheated on me it really hurt
On the playground with some jerk
I know what love is I've got full experience
But deep down inside
I'm just a baby baby baby Ohhh
A baby baby baby no don't touch me!
Baby baby baby ohhsdfjkldsj
Puberty suck sometimes!
I'm making money everywhere
I've got a room full of underwear
But I don't want you money
And I don't want your clothes
I want a girl who knows
How to maintain a stable relationship
With good communication
Can you take care of kids?
Cause' I've got names picked out
And a drivers license in about (5 months)
I know it all sounds scary
Now baby let's get married
I keep forgetting that I'm
I'm just a baby baby baby Ohhh
A baby baby baby no don't touch me!
Baby baby baby ohhsdfjkldsj
I move away from the microphone to breathe
When I was like 12 I fell in love hard
That's when I knew I couldn't be without girl
Weddings in March
So grab my pack of crayons let's hit the 7th grade
My voice is changing up but I'm still getting
Laid...
...ies home phone numbers so I can call their moms
to talk to my moms to see if we can hang out after
school for a few hours when your moms home from work
WOAH WHAT! Dave don't be such a...
Baby baby baby Ohhh
A baby baby baby no don't touch me!
Baby baby baby ohhsdfjkldsj
Puberty suck sometimes!
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